I ve had a LONG night delivering everyone s gifts. I ve been working SO hard. and My boots are EXTRA dirty now. Running across roofs and down sooty chimneys to deliver gifts and coal to the naughty and nice lists. So My boots really deserve a good cleaning. I want them shining, brand new for next years Christmas. Come here, lick My boots clean, with your tongue as I sit back, relax and watch you grovel and serve your purpose. I literally keep you around just for this reason. Now don t miss a spot, you wouldn t want to disappoint Me and be so easily replaced.